The Why

"He who has a why to live can bear almost any how." ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal
  • Snape: be careful
  • Snape: people might think you're
  • Snape:
  • Snape:
  • Snape:
  • Harry:
  • Hermione:
  • Ron:
  • Snape:
  • Universe:
  • God:
  • Snape:
  • Snape: up
  • Snape: to something